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What happened last night

Last night for dinner I had salmon with mayonnaise on french bread.  Since
I got up this morning I’ve been farting all day.  Not just any farts but
foul ones that smell like something died in there.  I’ve also been shitting
all day.  The kind of shits that are sticky and hot, you know like after
you eat Mexican food.  Is this supposed to happen when you eat salmon?  How
do I make it stop?

.
Comments (2)

3P — PPP — Potter's Pharma-Physics

was: <http://tinyurl.com/China-laughs-REL-cultists>
wherein
Tom Potter wrote:

… I was thinking about making up a web page about
what I have discovered about maintaining good health,
 and ridding oneself of aches and pains.

hanson wrote:

That notion of yours above  is a fantastic idea, Tom.
 Pursue that, by all means.  I have instructed the
recruits and interns of the org,  to make a fast survey
but leaving our MD’s OUT of the loop.   Quacks & the
Medical-Pharmaceutical complex have already done
more then enough harm via their "Hypocritical" Oath of
"Do no harm"…. ahahahaha… So, Tom, make a site
for health and ***cures for old men by old men! ****

Tom wrote:

With your encouragement, I think I will go ahead and
set up a web page that features what I have learned
over 3/4th of a century about health.

hanson wrote:

Don’t depend on me, Tom, but here is a suggestions
summary that I got from what they collected from about
9200 men of all ages in my organization. So, with the
plethora of existing health-advice sites on the web
make one that is different & unique & stands out and
above the rest.

1) Make clear that your site does not push anything,
    but that it is simply a wiki (what we known is) type.

2) Make a blog type info collection cover page for input
    by readers and contributors.  Start it up with your own
    experience, but don’t keep yourself as the center piece.
    Filter out fishy or phony looking entries & store them on
    in a hidden page until you get corroborating anecdotal
    info.  You must function & remain the hidden Moderator.

3) As contributions to the blog do come in (by chance or thru
     NGs) leave their original entries stand for a week or so, &
     then delete them. Strip those entries of all story ancillaries,
     like names & circumstances, and keep only info that fits
    your database for (4) below.

4) The database you build should be a READ ONLY type
     (which ONLY YOU having access to for editing)
     Build it in such a way that the user can look up, select
     or search and find cross-referenced info for…
     === Problems with any body part, starting at the toe nails
             all the way up to the scalp hair.
     === Meds by names, returning their use for the above.

5)  Devote a special section that is not seen in/on any
     existing Health website. This will set your Health-web
     site apart from the others and put it above the rest :
     Here is a list for that.       These and such items are
     often overlooked but they are root causes for the
     problems talked about in the database above:

-1- You know that you are old when, at work and at social
      gatherings, folks leave you POLITELY out of the loop,
      steer right away to, and address, the younger set,
      leaving you alone with other boring old geezers…

-2- Remember George Carlin’s: "Till you’re 40 the body
      takes care of you. After that YOU will have to take care
      of your body"… Keep a diary of your health condition
      after you turn 60, so that you can look up & see what
      helped you when you had the problem last time & whether
      it reoccurs regularly & why.

-3- The mind is a fragile thing. As you age the mind creates
       "larger and larger mountains from your mole hills". Just
       look at the examples in the Usenet with age related
      fixations and obsessions by Einstein Dingleberries.
      Watch yourself having a messianic urge to tell the world,
      over & over, of your convictions and perceptions. That is
      a normal part of the curse of being old. BUT if that happens
      to you already at the age of 30 then seek counseling.

-4- To get and to be old SUCKS! — Deal with that problem &
     accept the sorry fact that you WILL croak and NOT live for
     centuries in Blissful Golden Years. Only  Prozac-loaded &/or
     evangelical zombies whose mind is already gone will tell you,
     in their slurred and stuttering  way, what a wonderful existence
     they have.
     (Quacks promote that in their "Give’em a shut-up pill therapy")

-5- Accept a certain effemination as you get past 60. Your once
      proud 6-7 incher will clitorialize. No matter how much you
      still use it, its biological function is over and done with.
     You may still get an unassisted no-viagra hard-on but time to
      orgasm will take longer & longer & be less & less intense.

-6- Be aware that the older you get, the younger your Quack/s will
       look. Mostly, that is not a good thing. They will not listen to
       you and do not take your health complaints for serious.
       Prefer to have an adversarial relationship with your quack.
       Make it known that you run to the lawyer for every henshit
       and sue. A friendly doc WILL use you as his as his guinea pig
       because you are an old geezer and on the way out anyway.
       Remember, MDs and 007 have a license to kill…. especially
       in "Teaching Hospitals" where old fogeys are used as objects
       by interns & apprentices for training to do surgery on….

-7- Female quacks may have more compassion and empathy
       than do males doctors. Besides, being felt up by a younger
      broad beats being frisked by a dude anytime.

-8 – Beware of Politically Correct Medical Gimmicks and lies, like
      "1 kind of med fits the whole population", such as the current
       Statin-use craziness.  Another one is that advocacy of "lifestyle
       changes" for old fogeys, by exercising and eating less. All that
       advice is vastly overrated .. and it has an odious hidden ulterior
       agenda… for it creates undue stress in you, far more then does
       the "unhealthy"  life style the quack accuses you of having .
       Still yet, another current PC gag for self-justification by quacks is
       their odious use of the BM index which labels every old fogey
       who doesn’t look like a twig as "obese", while every normal person
       knows that you are obese only when you are so fat that you no
       longer can wipe your ass cuz your arms have become too short.

–9- Always demand to see the package before the Quack injects
        you  with anything.  Check the web for info on the prescription
        that the Quack gave you, BEFORE you swallow any pill.
        Open/crush the 1st pill/cap to see whether the content looks
        like what the web info tells you. It is said that quacks give old
        fogies placebos, 50% of the time. — Keep any and all  left
       over meds for future use. — Dry meds at RT keep for decades.

-10-  Check the web and find Alternative uses for common meds
       like aspirin, antibiotics,etc. Check what mineral combos (Zn, Cu)
       with them intensify their effectives vastly. Know of household
       chems which you can turn into powerful prescription type meds
       loke Bleach, Vinegar, Yogurt, Cool Aid, MSG, Baking soda,
       H2O2, SPICES, ONIONS, GARLIC, HORSERADISH, FAT &
       CHEESES, Turmeric, Ginger, Tobacco (Cigarette Butts). — Use
       the 3-day window rule of max-med effectivnes to your full advantage.

-11-  Remember, it’s YOU and your body that does the healing. The
       quack can’t prevent & much less cure not even the common cold!
       PCP Quacks are by-n-large useless scum of the med profession.
       If you have issues that require specialists, then you are at their
       mercy and grace and either you get fucked or stay lucky..

Potter, put  these and such issues into a section of your web-page!
Post every now and then interesting contributions & med news to the
NGs.
Take care,
hanson

Comments (2)

So why is it all right for women to be sexist about MEN?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1350829/Sky-sexism-row-Why-…

By Giles Coren

The two Sky Sports presenters who were caught on tape making disparaging
remarks about women earlier this week are a pair of daft old duffers, and no
mistake. It is important for me to say that first, before I get to the
business in hand.

Andy Gray and Richard Keys are a couple of dull, flabby, middle-aged
football bores and are just the sort of doddering old clowns you would
expect to relax off camera by swapping ancient prejudices and poking fun at
women – in this case a female linesman – for not understanding the offside
rule.

You shouldn’t pass unflattering remarks about women behind their backs
because it is not a well brought-up thing to do, and they needed to be told.
I would never do it myself. Not because I am a feminist, but because I am a
gentleman—

No Comments

Hello, police? My partner won't have sex with me

http://www.news.com.au/national/hello-police-my-partner-wont-have-sex…

By David Killick

A WOMAN who reported her partner to police after a fight sparked by his
refusal to have sex has pleaded guilty to making a false report.

Wildlife carer Alison Louise Vince, 35, or Pontville, appeared in the Hobart
Magistrates Court today, The Mercury reports.

She told the court she became involved in an argument with her then partner
on May 10 last year after he refused to have sex with her and reported him
to the police for assault.

She said she was drunk, on prescription medication and had taken
amphetamines when she made the statement.

"I was off my face at the time. It started over an argument with my old man.
I can’t remember a thing from that night,” she said.

Comment (1)

What happened last night

Last night for dinner I had salmon with mayonnaise on french bread.  Since
I got up this morning I’ve been farting all day.  Not just any farts but
foul ones that smell like something died in there.  I’ve also been shitting
all day.  The kind of shits that are sticky and hot, you know like after
you eat Mexican food.  Is this supposed to happen when you eat salmon?  How
do I make it stop?

Comments (2)

3P — PPP — Potter's Pharma-Physics

was: <http://tinyurl.com/China-laughs-REL-cultists>
wherein
Tom Potter wrote:

… I was thinking about making up a web page about
what I have discovered about maintaining good health,
 and ridding oneself of aches and pains.

hanson wrote:

That notion of yours above  is a fantastic idea, Tom.
 Pursue that, by all means.  I have instructed the
recruits and interns of the org,  to make a fast survey
but leaving our MD’s OUT of the loop.   Quacks & the
Medical-Pharmaceutical complex have already done
more then enough harm via their "Hypocritical" Oath of
"Do no harm"…. ahahahaha… So, Tom, make a site
for health and ***cures for old men by old men! ****

Tom wrote:

With your encouragement, I think I will go ahead and
set up a web page that features what I have learned
over 3/4th of a century about health.

hanson wrote:

Don’t depend on me, Tom, but here is a suggestions
summary that I got from what they collected from about
9200 men of all ages in my organization. So, with the
plethora of existing health-advice sites on the web
make one that is different & unique & stands out and
above the rest.

1) Make clear that your site does not push anything,
    but that it is simply a wiki (what we known is) type.

2) Make a blog type info collection cover page for input
    by readers and contributors.  Start it up with your own
    experience, but don’t keep yourself as the center piece.
    Filter out fishy or phony looking entries & store them on
    in a hidden page until you get corroborating anecdotal
    info.  You must function & remain the hidden Moderator.

3) As contributions to the blog do come in (by chance or thru
     NGs) leave their original entries stand for a week or so, &
     then delete them. Strip those entries of all story ancillaries,
     like names & circumstances, and keep only info that fits
    your database for (4) below.

4) The database you build should be a READ ONLY type
     (which ONLY YOU having access to for editing)
     Build it in such a way that the user can look up, select
     or search and find cross-referenced info for…
     === Problems with any body part, starting at the toe nails
             all the way up to the scalp hair.
     === Meds by names, returning their use for the above.

5)  Devote a special section that is not seen in/on any
     existing Health website. This will set your Health-web
     site apart from the others and put it above the rest :
     Here is a list for that.       These and such items are
     often overlooked but they are root causes for the
     problems talked about in the database above:

-1- You know that you are old when, at work and at social
      gatherings, folks leave you POLITELY out of the loop,
      steer right away to, and address, the younger set,
      leaving you alone with other boring old geezers…

-2- Remember George Carlin’s: "Till you’re 40 the body
      takes care of you. After that YOU will have to take care
      of your body"… Keep a diary of your health condition
      after you turn 60, so that you can look up & see what
      helped you when you had the problem last time & whether
      it reoccurs regularly & why.

-3- The mind is a fragile thing. As you age the mind creates
       "larger and larger mountains from your mole hills". Just
       look at the examples in the Usenet with age related
      fixations and obsessions by Einstein Dingleberries.
      Watch yourself having a messianic urge to tell the world,
      over & over, of your convictions and perceptions. That is
      a normal part of the curse of being old. BUT if that happens
      to you already at the age of 30 then seek counseling.

-4- To get and to be old SUCKS! — Deal with that problem &
     accept the sorry fact that you WILL croak and NOT live for
     centuries in Blissful Golden Years. Only  Prozac-loaded &/or
     evangelical zombies whose mind is already gone will tell you,
     in their slurred and stuttering  way, what a wonderful existence
     they have.
     (Quacks promote that in their "Give’em a shut-up pill therapy")

-5- Accept a certain effemination as you get past 60. Your once
      proud 6-7 incher will clitorialize. No matter how much you
      still use it, its biological function is over and done with.
     You may still get an unassisted no-viagra hard-on but time to
      orgasm will take longer & longer & be less & less intense.

-6- Be aware that the older you get, the younger your Quack/s will
       look. Mostly, that is not a good thing. They will not listen to
       you and do not take your health complaints for serious.
       Prefer to have an adversarial relationship with your quack.
       Make it known that you run to the lawyer for every henshit
       and sue. A friendly doc WILL use you as his as his guinea pig
       because you are an old geezer and on the way out anyway.
       Remember, MDs and 007 have a license to kill…. especially
       in "Teaching Hospitals" where old fogeys are used as objects
       by interns & apprentices for training to do surgery on….

-7- Female quacks may have more compassion and empathy
       than do males doctors. Besides, being felt up by a younger
      broad beats being frisked by a dude anytime.

-8 – Beware of Politically Correct Medical Gimmicks and lies, like
      "1 kind of med fits the whole population", such as the current
       Statin-use craziness.  Another one is that advocacy of "lifestyle
       changes" for old fogeys, by exercising and eating less. All that
       advice is vastly overrated .. and it has an odious hidden ulterior
       agenda… for it creates undue stress in you, far more then does
       the "unhealthy"  life style the quack accuses you of having .
       Still yet, another current PC gag for self-justification by quacks is
       their odious use of the BM index which labels every old fogey
       who doesn’t look like a twig as "obese", while every normal person
       knows that you are obese only when you are so fat that you no
       longer can wipe your ass cuz your arms have become too short.

–9- Always demand to see the package before the Quack injects
        you  with anything.  Check the web for info on the prescription
        that the Quack gave you, BEFORE you swallow any pill.
        Open/crush the 1st pill/cap to see whether the content looks
        like what the web info tells you. It is said that quacks give old
        fogies placebos, 50% of the time. — Keep any and all  left
       over meds for future use. — Dry meds at RT keep for decades.

-10-  Check the web and find Alternative uses for common meds
       like aspirin, antibiotics,etc. Check what mineral combos (Zn, Cu)
       with them intensify their effectives vastly. Know of household
       chems which you can turn into powerful prescription type meds
       loke Bleach, Vinegar, Yogurt, Cool Aid, MSG, Baking soda,
       H2O2, SPICES, ONIONS, GARLIC, HORSERADISH, FAT &
       CHEESES, Turmeric, Ginger, Tobacco (Cigarette Butts). — Use
       the 3-day window rule of max-med effectivnes to your full advantage.

-11-  Remember, it’s YOU and your body that does the healing. The
       quack can’t prevent & much less cure not even the common cold!
       PCP Quacks are by-n-large useless scum of the med profession.
       If you have issues that require specialists, then you are at their
       mercy and grace and either you get fucked or stay lucky..

Potter, put  these and such issues into a section of your web-page!
Post every now and then interesting contributions & med news to the
NGs.
Take care,
hanson

Comments (2)

So why is it all right for women to be sexist about MEN?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1350829/Sky-sexism-row-Why-…

By Giles Coren

The two Sky Sports presenters who were caught on tape making disparaging
remarks about women earlier this week are a pair of daft old duffers, and no
mistake. It is important for me to say that first, before I get to the
business in hand.

Andy Gray and Richard Keys are a couple of dull, flabby, middle-aged
football bores and are just the sort of doddering old clowns you would
expect to relax off camera by swapping ancient prejudices and poking fun at
women – in this case a female linesman – for not understanding the offside
rule.

You shouldn’t pass unflattering remarks about women behind their backs
because it is not a well brought-up thing to do, and they needed to be told.
I would never do it myself. Not because I am a feminist, but because I am a
gentleman—

No Comments

Hello, police? My partner won't have sex with me

http://www.news.com.au/national/hello-police-my-partner-wont-have-sex…

By David Killick

A WOMAN who reported her partner to police after a fight sparked by his
refusal to have sex has pleaded guilty to making a false report.

Wildlife carer Alison Louise Vince, 35, or Pontville, appeared in the Hobart
Magistrates Court today, The Mercury reports.

She told the court she became involved in an argument with her then partner
on May 10 last year after he refused to have sex with her and reported him
to the police for assault.

She said she was drunk, on prescription medication and had taken
amphetamines when she made the statement.

"I was off my face at the time. It started over an argument with my old man.
I can’t remember a thing from that night,” she said.

Comment (1)

Lesbianism is the future!

Hi,

we girls will love girls in the future and you shy, fat and ugly men will
get no pussy anymore.

We lesbian girls will buy the sperm of alpha men and we will have beautiful
daughters!

You guys can become gay, we don’t care about you!

Paige

No Comments

3P — PPP — Potter's Pharma-Physics

was: <http://tinyurl.com/China-laughs-REL-cultists>
wherein
Tom Potter wrote:

… I was thinking about making up a web page about
what I have discovered about maintaining good health,
 and ridding oneself of aches and pains.

hanson wrote:

That notion of yours above  is a fantastic idea, Tom.
 Pursue that, by all means.  I have instructed the
recruits and interns of the org,  to make a fast survey
but leaving our MD’s OUT of the loop.   Quacks & the
Medical-Pharmaceutical complex have already done
more then enough harm via their "Hypocritical" Oath of
"Do no harm"…. ahahahaha… So, Tom, make a site
for health and ***cures for old men by old men! ****

Tom wrote:

With your encouragement, I think I will go ahead and
set up a web page that features what I have learned
over 3/4th of a century about health.

hanson wrote:

Don’t depend on me, Tom, but here is a suggestions
summary that I got from what they collected from about
9200 men of all ages in my organization. So, with the
plethora of existing health-advice sites on the web
make one that is different & unique & stands out and
above the rest.

1) Make clear that your site does not push anything,
    but that it is simply a wiki (what we known is) type.

2) Make a blog type info collection cover page for input
    by readers and contributors.  Start it up with your own
    experience, but don’t keep yourself as the center piece.
    Filter out fishy or phony looking entries & store them on
    in a hidden page until you get corroborating anecdotal
    info.  You must function & remain the hidden Moderator.

3) As contributions to the blog do come in (by chance or thru
     NGs) leave their original entries stand for a week or so, &
     then delete them. Strip those entries of all story ancillaries,
     like names & circumstances, and keep only info that fits
    your database for (4) below.

4) The database you build should be a READ ONLY type
     (which ONLY YOU having access to for editing)
     Build it in such a way that the user can look up, select
     or search and find cross-referenced info for…
     === Problems with any body part, starting at the toe nails
             all the way up to the scalp hair.
     === Meds by names, returning their use for the above.

5)  Devote a special section that is not seen in/on any
     existing Health website. This will set your Health-web
     site apart from the others and put it above the rest :
     Here is a list for that.       These and such items are
     often overlooked but they are root causes for the
     problems talked about in the database above:

-1- You know that you are old when, at work and at social
      gatherings, folks leave you POLITELY out of the loop,
      steer right away to, and address, the younger set,
      leaving you alone with other boring old geezers…

-2- Remember George Carlin’s: "Till you’re 40 the body
      takes care of you. After that YOU will have to take care
      of your body"… Keep a diary of your health condition
      after you turn 60, so that you can look up & see what
      helped you when you had the problem last time & whether
      it reoccurs regularly & why.

-3- The mind is a fragile thing. As you age the mind creates
       "larger and larger mountains from your mole hills". Just
       look at the examples in the Usenet with age related
      fixations and obsessions by Einstein Dingleberries.
      Watch yourself having a messianic urge to tell the world,
      over & over, of your convictions and perceptions. That is
      a normal part of the curse of being old. BUT if that happens
      to you already at the age of 30 then seek counseling.

-4- To get and to be old SUCKS! — Deal with that problem &
     accept the sorry fact that you WILL croak and NOT live for
     centuries in Blissful Golden Years. Only  Prozac-loaded &/or
     evangelical zombies whose mind is already gone will tell you,
     in their slurred and stuttering  way, what a wonderful existence
     they have.
     (Quacks promote that in their "Give’em a shut-up pill therapy")

-5- Accept a certain effemination as you get past 60. Your once
      proud 6-7 incher will clitorialize. No matter how much you
      still use it, its biological function is over and done with.
     You may still get an unassisted no-viagra hard-on but time to
      orgasm will take longer & longer & be less & less intense.

-6- Be aware that the older you get, the younger your Quack/s will
       look. Mostly, that is not a good thing. They will not listen to
       you and do not take your health complaints for serious.
       Prefer to have an adversarial relationship with your quack.
       Make it known that you run to the lawyer for every henshit
       and sue. A friendly doc WILL use you as his as his guinea pig
       because you are an old geezer and on the way out anyway.
       Remember, MDs and 007 have a license to kill…. especially
       in "Teaching Hospitals" where old fogeys are used as objects
       by interns & apprentices for training to do surgery on….

-7- Female quacks may have more compassion and empathy
       than do males doctors. Besides, being felt up by a younger
      broad beats being frisked by a dude anytime.

-8 – Beware of Politically Correct Medical Gimmicks and lies, like
      "1 kind of med fits the whole population", such as the current
       Statin-use craziness.  Another one is that advocacy of "lifestyle
       changes" for old fogeys, by exercising and eating less. All that
       advice is vastly overrated .. and it has an odious hidden ulterior
       agenda… for it creates undue stress in you, far more then does
       the "unhealthy"  life style the quack accuses you of having .
       Still yet, another current PC gag for self-justification by quacks is
       their odious use of the BM index which labels every old fogey
       who doesn’t look like a twig as "obese", while every normal person
       knows that you are obese only when you are so fat that you no
       longer can wipe your ass cuz your arms have become too short.

–9- Always demand to see the package before the Quack injects
        you  with anything.  Check the web for info on the prescription
        that the Quack gave you, BEFORE you swallow any pill.
        Open/crush the 1st pill/cap to see whether the content looks
        like what the web info tells you. It is said that quacks give old
        fogies placebos, 50% of the time. — Keep any and all  left
       over meds for future use. — Dry meds at RT keep for decades.

-10-  Check the web and find Alternative uses for common meds
       like aspirin, antibiotics,etc. Check what mineral combos (Zn, Cu)
       with them intensify their effectives vastly. Know of household
       chems which you can turn into powerful prescription type meds
       loke Bleach, Vinegar, Yogurt, Cool Aid, MSG, Baking soda,
       H2O2, SPICES, ONIONS, GARLIC, HORSERADISH, FAT &
       CHEESES, Turmeric, Ginger, Tobacco (Cigarette Butts). — Use
       the 3-day window rule of max-med effectivnes to your full advantage.

-11-  Remember, it’s YOU and your body that does the healing. The
       quack can’t prevent & much less cure not even the common cold!
       PCP Quacks are by-n-large useless scum of the med profession.
       If you have issues that require specialists, then you are at their
       mercy and grace and either you get fucked or stay lucky..

Potter, put  these and such issues into a section of your web-page!
Post every now and then interesting contributions & med news to the
NGs.
Take care,
hanson

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